Monday, December 19, 2005

my death report

You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).















Cut Throat










Natural Causes


How Will You Die??
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

the point of blogging

i hadnt blogged in a long long time. why? coz i had lost all belief in the whole point of blogging. All this blogging business spread all around this vast electronic expanse of 0 and 1, is basically just about expressing. expressing how u feel at any particular instant or expressing what u WANT others to believe how u feel. But what if i just dont have the words to explain how i feel! Why do all this self introspection just for the sake of someone else reading it!
so i did not blog. for days and months (wat a loss to humanity! :P)

But today i blog. today i felt i got something to blog. i saw some blogs of kgp ppl. really nice and really interesting how the community commenting affair works. so i felt like i could do with some writing today.

now just one wish to ask from god : SOMEONE COME AND READ IT !!!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

utter disgust expressed in words ...

hi people,

i m drained of all thoughts now after writing a long mail to a friend. so don't know what to write to you that wud make ur head swirl in agitation, ur nose bleed with anger, ur legs swell with irritation, ur eyes bulge with harassment, ur tongue roll in repulsiveness. in short, how to write in such a way that everybody but me just HATES to read it!

so tell me what u don't like to read, something that would satisfy the above criterians of extreme hate from me to you.

Hate is the phenomena of loathing every bit, every inch and every ounce of someone down to the very last tissue of his worthless body. And that's how u look like to me. don't be surprised but i would kindly lke to suggest to you that u have NO IDEA how MUCH i would love to tear u down till the last living cell of ur physical existence and i would put that tissue at 1400 degree celsius for three weeks, take it out and strangle it with one of my hair and flush the dead cell down the toilet. Believe me or not, that's how u'll die one day!

Talking of death, what an absolutely wonderful phenomena it is! how very exciting when u know ur time's up! imagine that u know ur death date in few days advance, what would u do in those few days that would make ur life worth itself. Imagine what mistakes u would try to correct in those last remaining days after which there's no way back. Imagine what u would say to ur friends! Try to think of whether u would tell anyone that u know when u'r gonna die!! Would u cry day n night or would u fake a smile? think about this and u'll realise the magnitude of difference between life n death.

some people tell me i should start counselling people or start giving spiritual lessons. i don't reply them coz at that very instant a sudden forceful urge rises in me to hit that person's head on a TT table and keep beating his vast behind with the bat while tying the net around his neck. so if u were thinking of saying this to me, then please do so soon such that i may realize my urge.

thanking you,
yours alone,

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

the hollow space (in my heart as well as pocket)

There were times people, when I urged for writing anything and everything out of my mind for the world to read and acknowledge. But alas! Good times don't last too long. I, today, am at a loss of words for the loss that's groing within me. Since last few days, i've been feeling a void inside my heart and i'm just so unable to stop it growing. i've been feeling exhausted lately for short moments of time, generally between 10 and 11 o'clock at night. wonder whether it has anything to do with my disconnectin from friends that has happened since i came to kharagpur? or whether the disconnection from that one single friend that weighs (not in body weight but emotions, stupid!!) more than all others put together.

say me some soothing words so that my mind would distract into cursing u from head to toe for imagining me like some old drunken Devdas who's come to calcutta (what coincidence!) far away from his paro without even meeting her for the last time (coincidence again!). In case u don't understand the "coincidence" in the above sentence, then either kindly get ur brain tested for side-effects due to extreme harrassement and tortures, OR, keep yelling at me out of ur filthy drain-pipe mouths!

fine you mudbloods, i leave u here at the mercy of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and run off to Hogwarts and save my own neck. By the way, i'm reading Harry Potter 6 right now, bought it for 760/-, my pockets are screaming their pits off coz i robbed them of all the muggle money i had. Tell me if any of u is reading it too, so that i would bomb u with questions and questions about potter to check if u are lying, and ur head would spin like a sneakoscope whizzing around in all the house and finally come to rest on the upper part of the roof-fan after bursting with irritation at me and my worthless, meaningless, boundless, brainless talk. humph!

bye and may god bless you!

until next time!

Friday, July 22, 2005

I'm in IIT !!

hi people !!

First of all, KHARAGPUR IS SO GREEN !!!

everywhere u see
plenty lot of tree
campus is just heaven
oh so happy me!
feel no bad coz
i'm ur window to IIT !!

They're showing movie tommorrow (BLACK) in the Netaji Auditorium. Capacity 1000+, fully AC, Ticket:Rs.10 !. (Timings : 8-11 PM)

u know, its all so HIGH-TECH in here. the roads, classes, hostels, labs, and THE LIBRARY! That book about IIT that i read was definitely written some 20 yrs back!

outside the campus, there's DVC Market, Gole Bazaar (big!), but u hardly need to get out of the campus.

The ONLY problem is girls. NO RATIO i mean!!

my class has more than 60 boys and THREE GIRLS (all so IITish!)

woke up at 6 today (record for last year!), missed the breakfast, and still 10 minutes late for the first class (Physics, 7:30) and to top it all, teacher was NOT THERE! i sat, waited, no teacher, no information, time ticking, dying for some food, and its aready 8:15. next class was to be english at 8:30. i decided that sir won't come now so RAN out of class, to the canteen (1 km), ate something and came back.

enough of diary entry.

u know here's no ragging in 1st year, but in 2nd year! but that too just a little bit. its too strict here for the seniors. poor they! actually even they don't seem to be interested in ragging. all of them so (and i mean SO SO) eager to help anyone !! and ofcourse, they won't even know u r a fresher (that's what we r called, no fuchcha and all) if u don't tell them. coz there r so many (SO MANY) students here!

18 HOSTELS !! 15 boys' and 3 girls'

most girls look the same. same kind of spectacles and everyone in suit (few exceptions but still no better!)

Feel proud people, an IITian has spent so much time in writing this for u to see.

bye for now

Saturday, July 02, 2005



My flying kisses to all of you !

coz          I       A M       B A C K !!!!

Back to you ALL!

Its been long long time since I wrote the last post but worry not! The SAVIOUR has come! I shall now lift you from the moh-maya of this wild wild world and take u to a road less travelled, to a path not seen, to a place not imagined, to the HEAVEN ITSELF!! (Clapping in the background)

I could keep writing all that crap but unfortunately your saviour is in a cyber cafe right now and already over time, the owner is bugging me again n again to just get up and leave !! Poor chap, he doesn't know what a mistake he is making coz I SHALL MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT SOME DAY! (thundering in the background)

I sometimes feel sorry for tiny little ignorant fellows who can't imagine the magnitude of heights I shall reach. But I have sympathy for them, deep down in my heart, deeper than the kilos of dirt lying inside.

Anyways people, WORRY U NOT !!

F O R   T H E   S A V I O U R   H A S   C O M E !!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 05, 2005


Explanatory note : Whenever I write in CAPITALS, it means that I AM SHOUTING !!!! So read everything with expressions.

Starts now ...

Have u ever chatted on the net? (PS - not with someone u already know, but in public chat rooms)

Dumb question. Everyone has!! And just WHY does everyone seem to like it??

I, for one, JUST DON'T!

Why, Anup Bishnoi? Why don't u like chatting?

1) Its hellishly IRRITATING

2) Its all so so SO MUCH OF BLUFF!! No one's REAL on the net! If there's someone named "cutypiegirl" or anything like that, it is DEFINITELY NOT a GIRL !!! Whatever the name suggests, its always some DAMN STUPID boy, ya BOY, who's sitting on a PC clutching his f***ing long .... , ... fine I won't use those words again, but its SO BAD of them to cover up their identities! No self respect, I mean !! In a word, WORTHLESS !!!


So its decided now, I won't chat ever again even if a Tsunami hits Delhi!

By the way, i have been feeling sorry for those who lost so much of their lives in the recent disaster, so I URGE u to pleeease contribute something for them.

bye for now, but I'm feeling frustrated.

gotta study now.

Saturday, January 01, 2005

H A P P Y   N E W   Y E A R ! !

H A P P Y   N E W   Y E A R everyone !!!

So the NEW YEAR is here !!

And so am I!

So how did u spend it !! know there's no need of that excla1mation mark coz ofcourse u just sat at home, probably even studied (YAKK!!), just kept looking at the stupid TV and waited for the DAMN clock to fast turn 12 so u could go to sleep!!

That's how "unimaginative duds" let their yrs pass by. But hey! ASK MEEE !! And I won't tell u what all happened. coz its PRIVATE, u know !! And a public webpage is not the best place to discuss private things. So MAIL me, DUFFER !!

Anyways, I've got a lotta things to do this year.

Just keep watching this space and I'll spring out some interesting surprises 4u!