Friday, August 14, 2009

Mera Pyaara Pink Patel


Manliness is overrated. So is the color pink. And so is the effect of one on the other.

A hall is known by its second years and what it makes of them, rather than the color of its walls. Appearances, as has been proven recurringly since the inception of the Hall, or Time, are deceptive. You may enter a bright white sparkling corridor and think it's a corridor to Heaven, or the insides of the White House, or Anup Bishnoi's Heart, or maybe a wormhole through space. But it could be any of those. You see, a pink Patel is, similarly, a deceptive visual.

A roar in the common room undoubtedly sounds as ferocious still as it did without the sheep thinking of the pink walls outside. It's, you see, just an arbitrary meaningless fact. That the tradition of a most traditional Hall of Residence, though, has been interfered with, is a most inexplicable event. I mean, who really thought of it? And who agreed? And who in heavens did let this mindless blasphemy, totally unimportant and irrelevant though it may be, really happen? Or maybe nobody really had a choice so to speak, this was just destiny waiting to happen, since a long long time.

A Pink Patel is still a Proud Patel. Notice the brilliant, totally inspirational use of apt and awesome alliteration right there. That's the stuff of legendary jingles that motivate a thousand generations. Of patelians. Yo Patel.

11 comments:

  1. The question is "tu maar raha hai ya tareef kar raha hai?"

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  2. The question is tu maar raha hai ? ya tareef kar raha hai ?

    :p

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  3. Sushmita6:32 PM

    ahem ahem ... :P

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  4. why ofcourse!
    "tareef" man! :D

    i'm so nasty :D

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  5. and ofcourse,
    its just a matter of faith right :P

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  6. This is great. Patel's Hall Day can now finally be called "Gulabo: Dance of the Metrosexuals"

    Hilarious. Put some pics up man. And if you can, photoshop it so that Mangu Jain is superimposed inside the pink with tears in his eyes.

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  7. what do you mean "finally" ?

    dont overreact man i told you pink is overrated

    its OK, u know :P

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  8. Although I don't understand the context of this post, it is still hilarious! Perhaps you can give me some perspective on this one?

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  9. P.S. Pink is a totally awesome colour! And it has nothing to do with manliness, at all. I even have a pink under-wear. Now I am revealing too much. *shuts up*

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  10. the context is iit kharagpur
    and dude! pink underwear!
    dont talk to me!

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  11. Dude, have Patel's walls been painted pink or is it just Sandy's underwear pervading all through Patel's existence?

    In either case, my sympathies. :P

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