Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Where are my keys?

  • In your pocket.
  • Of the other pant.
  • In the cycle.
  • With a 5th year.
  • Or 4th year, if aplicable.
  • Or 3rd, if applicable.
  • In C-302, Patel Hall. He is a collector.
  • Somewhere on 2.2, running away for freedom.
  • With you, in a parallel multiverse.
  • Nowhere. Not every lock has a key.
  • In the Kingdom of God.
  • At the wrong place at the wrong time. Always.
  • 6 ft under the ground, on a skeleton's middle finger.
  • On the Tree of Wishes. Go ask it.
  • In your imagination alone. There are no keys.
  • With the Pope. Just Kidding.
  • Inside your CPU. Who knows.
  • In the keychain, wherever that is.
  • On an ego trip again.
  • In the hands of the Dark Lord. God save the earth.
  • In denial.
  • In the lock. And the lock in the key. It's a spiritual symbiotic relationship.
  • In the keyhole. Looking at you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  • In a dark puddle in stormy rain on the edge of the earth, calling out for Momma.
  • Waiting in hiding for you to find it and go Boo!
  • Right under your nose. But go ahead and buy new ones anyway, sure.
  • In a different state of mind today.
  • Not inside the box, apparently. Think outside it.